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# “Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.”

# “Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”

# “If there is reincarnation, I’d like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.”

# “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

# “Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”

# “I didn’t know he was dead… I thought he was British.”

# “Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.”

# “My brain? it’s my second favorite organ.”

# “The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5′ 7″, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.”

# “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

# “I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

# “Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”

# “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

# “I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead.”

# “Sex is only dirty if it’s done right.”

# “If only God would give me some clear sign! Like… making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”

# “I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

# “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”

# “Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.”

# “I’ve often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness… is me.”